Kate Bosworth is Topless

April 11th, 2011 // 34 Comments
Kate Bosworth Topless
“Say I was the worst Lois Lane, willya? Take that ocean! Pew pew pew!”
Because I feel bad about those Kathy Griffin pics (I don’t.), here’s Kate Bosworth going for a topless swim in Mexico yesterday where she surprisingly produced breasts despite looking like this in August. I just assumed a slight breeze carried her into some power lines by now. Or Alexander Skarsgard sneezed. “WAH-CHOO! — Kate? Kate? Goddammit. *picks up phone* Hello, Holocaust museum? Blonde Thunder again. Gonna need another body…”
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Comments (34)

  1. dudeatdudedotdude | April 11, 2011 at 11:32 am
    YES!! SUCK IT, RANGA MONDAY!!
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  2. M. | April 11, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Like
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  3. Cock Dr | April 11, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Seems like everybody’s on a tropical beach vacation.
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  4. Puddin' Taine | April 11, 2011 at 11:46 am
    TOPLESS… T O P L E S S?
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    • Sash.0 | April 11, 2011 at 12:55 pm
      Dude.
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      • Puddin' Taine | April 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm
        Think she’ll ride the sybian?
    • mfbinc | April 11, 2011 at 10:08 pm
      LOL
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      • Bon | April 12, 2011 at 1:48 am
        When you come up here you’ll do it.
    • Ronny M | April 12, 2011 at 3:24 am
      I need you to come up to the show and get topless.
      Reply
  5. GravyLeg | April 11, 2011 at 11:49 am
    Rocking body but she is gonna have a wicked burn…
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    • Dan | April 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm
      Yeah, you can actually see it starting…
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  6. Eric | April 11, 2011 at 11:56 am
    suddenly, I have a craving for gumdrops. With nipples.
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  7. Bubba | April 11, 2011 at 11:56 am
    How did the photographer manage to take 8 photos….NONE of which actually show her teets without her arms blocking them? Side boobs do nothing for me, man.
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    • Dan | April 11, 2011 at 12:02 pm
      *pssst* … because it was a publicity stunt…
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      • dudeatdudedotdude | April 11, 2011 at 12:08 pm
        yeah could be early pub for total recall..
      • Dan | April 11, 2011 at 12:17 pm
        OMG. I didn’t know they were remaking Total Recall.
        WTF?!?
        How can they do this?!?
        Will the woman with three breasts make an appearance?
  8. My Name Peggy | April 11, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Great…now I’m going to get caught masturbating at work again.
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  9. J.E.B. | April 11, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    I look at these photos of beautiful Kate Bosworth, and the tune, “Turn Around, Look At Me” by The Vogues comes to mind. I wish she would!
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  10. Clarence Beeks | April 11, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    she looks like she gained a little weight, and looks good. She was a walking skeleton for a while.
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    • Bringbackbabalu | April 11, 2011 at 2:50 pm
      Bah she wasn’t a walking skeleton. She was quasi-buff and athletic, wasn’t she a professional athlete aka equestrian before? Either way, she is perfect enough.
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  11. Rough's pick | April 11, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    I think I have similar taste to the Sultan of Brunei but mine seems to be evolving constantly,though…
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  12. Marceelf | April 11, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    How can you mention Alexander Skarsgard without showing him topless? What a tease.
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  13. Dreg | April 11, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Manboobs.
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  14. frankw | April 11, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    My question is, how did the photog manage to NOT get a better shot of her chest?…
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    • stinky mcpoop | April 11, 2011 at 2:05 pm
      What chest? I think that’s the question you need to start with there…
      Reply
  15. they oughta lock her up and throw away the key | April 11, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    That bitch is a filthy whore. You cant even see her nips in any of these pics! FUCK! BARELY! TO FUCKING BLURRY!
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  16. Cardinal Fang | April 11, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Photographer fail.
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  17. McFeely Smackup | April 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    So paparazzi staked her out swimming topless, and all they could get was a couple of sideboob shots?
    Something smells fishy. wait? this was in mexico? ok, that explains the smell.
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  18. Cpm | April 11, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    How can you tell that’s not a guy?
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  19. jojo | April 11, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    I think community standards demand a nipple before it can be considered topless.
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  20. the captain | April 11, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    hate it to say but americans must masturbate on these pictures because pornographic material like “Hustler” is forbidden by the goverment?
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  21. Doc Schweinstrudel | April 12, 2011 at 7:18 am
    some few people look better wiith no clothes, no shoes on AT ALL
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  22. Doc Schweinstrudel | April 12, 2011 at 7:19 am
    She has wonderful delicate skin, nice earlobes, neck – wow what a body
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    • Rough: youll be in the hospital in about "FOUR" minutes. Four? | April 12, 2011 at 7:34 am
      Took those words right out of my mouth…
      Reply

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